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“Hey you, skinny pip-squeak! I’m talking to YOU!!!”

December 22nd, 2008

Ooooh, I hated to be called that!

But in high school, not matter what I tried, I could never seem
to put on any muscle.

And the big beefy football guys never let me forget it, either!

So I completely understand what Vince (Skinny Vinny) DelMonte
went through when he weighed a measly 149 pounds soaking wet.

Click here to see his photo as a scrawny twerp…

http://kokujin.nononsense.hop.clickbank.net

…and his photo now that he weighs a muscular 190 pounds.

What a mind-blowing difference!

And ladies, there’s a link near the top of the page for you, too.

See what happened to a twiggy underfed model when she followed
Vince’s advice and put on 10 pounds of pure muscle in just 3
months…

…WOW! She’s gorgeous now!

Look, skinny is probably better than fat, but not by much.

Who wants to date you or even look at you if you’re just a bunch
of twigs and skin?

Women want guys who are ripped.

And ladies, contrary to what the fashion mags tell you, guys DO
want to see some sexy curves on your body, not just skin and
bones. Yuck!

Whether you’re underweight or overweight, if you have trouble
packing on the muscles, I’ve got great news for you.

I’ve found the same training program that has helped hundreds of
skinny hard gainers – JUST LIKE YOU.

And if you happen to be chubby, you’ll see how this will work for
you like never before, and with no restrictive dieting.

This is the killer step-by-step muscle building system for people
who have tried everything else and still can’t gain clear,
defined, eye-popping muscle mass.

As you can imagine, when you’ve got muscle, you
-look better,
-feel better,
-have more stamina,
-can eat more without gaining weight, and
-you look and feel HEALTHY and VIBRANT…

…instead of looking like a refugee from some poverty-stricken
country…

…or a blob that just rolled off the couch (sorry!).

So HOW do you get those muscles?

For some people, it seems just about impossible. You follow
everything the fitness magazines tell you, take all the
supplements, and look the same as when you started.

But now you can almost instantly add massive amounts of rock-hard
muscle to your frame…

….even if you’re not genetically gifted…

…and even if you’ve tried everything else and failed.

And you can do it with no dangerous steroids…

…which means your body is getting shredded the NATURAL way.

And you can do it with no expensive supplements…

…which means you still have money in your pocket to spend on
all those women who are suddenly giving you attention.

And you can do it with no long hours at the gym.

You work out LESS and achieve MORE, meaning you can live your
life as you choose, instead of living at the gym.

http://kokujin.nononsense.hop.clickbank.net

One thing you’ll notice about this site is the TESTIMONIALS.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen this many glowing reviews from
experts and testimonials from “Average Joes” on one page.

Vince’s program obviously flat out WORKS!

This is the same system Vince used to defeat the worst “skinny
genetics
” in the world and pack on 41 pounds of rock-hard
granite-like muscle in just under 24 weeks.

It’s the same system that earned him first place at the Canadian
Fitness Model Championships in Windsor, Ontario, in November
2005.

And it’s the same system that brought Vince international
notoriety in Maximum Fitness and has made him a regular
contributor to Men’s Fitness magazine.

Really, need I say more?
:-)

http://kokujin.nononsense.hop.clickbank.net

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P.S. Don’t miss Vince’s 3 Dirty Little Lies revealed on that
page.

And fair warning… you may get PO’d to the max when you read
them…

…and rightly so!

http://kokujin.nononsense.hop.clickbank.net

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Warning: Do Not Open Unless You’re Over 40!

November 11th, 2008

Okay, now remember, I said this email is for people want to be fit over 40 ONLY. If you’re younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I say, tough tutus, you weren’t invited to this party anyway! ;-)

Now then…

I want to tell you what happened to me the other day…

I bought an exercise dvd because I’m tired of being tired. I want to get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I want energy – LOTS of it! So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was this barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a bite out it. Or me. “Don’t worry,” she says. “We’re going to start out sloooowwww.” check out over 40 fitness

Grin grin grin.

Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine, I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and ANNOYED. Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile if something she did made SENSE. But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on to the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit. “Okay,” she grins, “Put your right arm up and step with your left foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and snap back up and whirl your arms while loving your legs out and in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and bend and touch your head to your butt and…”

Holy @#$%&^*!

Who exercises like this???

Not me.

I’m over 40.

I want to get in shape.

I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.

I don’t need a barely 20’s chicklet telling me, someone twice her age, how to get in shape. Because frankly, she doesn’t have a clue. What she teaches might be fine for people her age. But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in the best shape of their lives. Now THAT’S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feel
great…

…and I know you probably feel the same way.

So I went online and started searching…

…and I think I’ve hit the mother lode.

Check out middle age and senior health

The headline reads…

43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For Living Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping Bodies World-wide!
Okay, it sounds a little “sensational,” but I think we’re on the right track.

Read on…

“This Former Obese ‘Old Guy’ Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World ageless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing All Their ‘Forever Young’ Lifestyle Secrets To Him…And Now He’s Sharing These Discoveries With Us!” Check out the ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on that webpage.

Wow.

Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??

Yikes!

Thank goodness I don’t need to lose anywhere near that much.

What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?

Because I think THIS is the place to do it.

52 Real-World people who’ve gone from being…

-out of shape,
-pudgy,
-fat,
-obese and
-really obese…

…to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 “stick” on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!

These are the people who can teach us.

And you know what?

Looking at their “before” photos, I know one thing…

…if they can do it…

…you and I can do it!

P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast? Me too. You’ve heard of role modeling, right? It’s where you find the people who have the skills, knowledge or results you want. When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fast as humanly possible. Modeling gives you an unfair advantage that speeds up your rate of progress and slices years off your learning curve.

So why not use modeling to uncover and duplicate the health and fitness strategies of men and women who’ve conquered aging and disease?

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Warning: Do Not Open Unless You’re Over 40!

August 16th, 2008

Okay, now remember, I said this email is for people

Over

40

ONLY.

If you’re younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I
say, tough tutus, you weren’t invited to this party anyway! ;-)

Now then…

I want to tell you what happened to me the other day…

I bought an exercise dvd because I’m tired of being tired. I want
to get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I want
energy – LOTS of it!

So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was this
barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning
menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a
bite out it. Or me.

“Don’t worry,” she says. “We’re going to start out sloooowwww.”

Grin grin grin.

Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,
I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and
ANNOYED.

Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile if
something she did made SENSE.

But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on to
the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.

“Okay,” she grins, “Put your right arm up and step with your left
foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while
bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and
snap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out and
in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and
bend and touch your head to your butt and…”

Holy @#$%&^*!

Who exercises like this???

Not me.

I’m over 40.

I want to get in shape.

I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.

I don’t need a barely 20’s chicklet telling me, someone twice her
age, how to get in shape.

Because frankly, she doesn’t have a clue.

What she teaches might be fine for people her age.

But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in the
best shape of their lives.

Now THAT’S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feel
great…

…and I know you probably feel the same way.

So I went online and started searching…

…and I think I’ve hit the mother lode.

Check out

http://kokujin.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net

The headline reads…

43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For Living
Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping Bodies
World-wide!

Okay, it sounds a little “sensational,” but I think we’re on the
right track.

Read on…

“This Former Obese ‘Old Guy’ Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World
Ageless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing
All Their ‘Forever Young’ Lifestyle Secrets To Him…And Now
He’s Sharing These Discoveries With Us!”

Check out the ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on that webpage.

Wow.

Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??

Yikes!

Thank goodness I don’t need to lose anywhere near that much.

What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?

Because I think THIS is the place to do it.

52 Real-World people who’ve gone from being…

-out of shape,
-pudgy,
-fat,
-obese and
-really obese…

…to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 “stick”
on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!

These are the people who can teach us.

And you know what?

Looking at their “before” photos, I know one thing…

…if they can do it…

…you and I can do it!

http://kokujin.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net

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P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast?

Me too.

You’ve heard of role modeling, right?

It’s where you find the people who have the skills, knowledge or
results you want.

When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fast
as humanly possible.

Modeling gives you an unfair advantage that speeds up your rate
of progress and slices years off your learning curve.

So why not use modeling to uncover and duplicate the health and
fitness strategies of men and women who’ve conquered aging and
disease?

http://kokujin.bevopub.hop.clickbank.net

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